Tubal Ligation

Well it only took me 26 years to have my tubes tied.. Now I can no longer have children or can I? statistically now I have a 1 in 300 chance of getting pregnant, now I don't know about you and where you are in your life or what has transpired in your life and how you would react to those numbers.. But I certainly can speak for myself when I tell you that I am in no way comfortable with those odds! WHAT? You can snip my falopian tubes, so that when the monthly egg is released from the Ovary it would literally have no where to go right (ok , I imagine the egg releasing from the ovary and instead of taking that lovely trip down falopian tube way, it just kind of floats around the body, outside of any reproductive organs and then maybe it just disintegrates right? right) but nooooo.. you are telling me that I can still get pregnant.. what the hell? What would be considered sterilazation or safe sex then? No sex is the answer. .the only way to insure that you Will not get pregnant is to have no sex..
ugh..
Now they tell me.. 3 kids, 26 years, 2 husbands, endless train of ex boyfriends, several abortions, an ablation and now a tubal ligation and your telling me I still might get pregnant!? I have not had sex in almost 5 years.. count em.. 5 freakin years, and I can still get pregnant. .Is this a sick joke on gods part.. I know biblically sex was supposed to be for procreation, but it feels so good.. It feels so nice to be intimate and share that bond with someone.. but I don't want any more kids.. I want to have more sex.. what is a girl to do?
I am really stumped.
I guess my only choices now are total celibacy or total removal of ovaries. .I don't even trust that anymore. .with my luck a few little eggs will be left behind, and one is all I would need for that one moment of weakness when I fall prey to the human weakness of needing intimacy with a man, and I would wind up pregnant at 60 with my luck.. I only have a few more years then I will be heading into the big fun land of MENAPAUSE.. Men a pause? what, why? so I will finally be at a point in my life where I could have all the sex I wanted, considering I would have someone to have this endless sex with... and I would finally be worry free about getting pregnant.. how unfair is that? sure I won't get pregnant, but I won't look and feel the same eitheer. I will have more cellulite, no more ovary action and menapause means big fun hormanal fluctations so now I will have a lovely beard and mustache.. a few prickly whiskers, yeah , I said whiskers.. on the face ladies.. boobs will now be down around my waist.. get the picture.. unfair.
ack..